Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.
I give a fuck, nevermore.
merely a bro, nothing more.
#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door
Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”
A lobster is smarter than me.
that’s a mantis shrimp
and it is definitely smarter than me
It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to them how the colors didn’t match up.
fucking shrimps i stg
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
moriarty was so batshitfuck insane i will miss him so much